Yeah, not ME!!! I certainly am not up for any awards lately especially when you look at my track record over the last few days… Carly has hit her head probably about 25 times over the last 4 days- this included falling down the ENTIRE flight of stairs from the dining room to the basement– Lots of tears and lots of bumps and bruises! (Man it sure is tough being ONE!)
Next, Avery has decided that she doesn’t need anyone to help her do anything anymore because she’s a big girl…this means that over the last few days she has thrown approximately 876 tantrums because she wants to do it all herself- (god I love the terrible 2′s). Oh, and did I mention that these days, tantrums include falling to the floor and screaming so loud you can probably hear her on the other side of town. Again– AWESOME…
So, As I was getting more and more stressed out with the chaos of my house, I decided to sit down and think about all that has happened over the last few days and take a breather when Avery came up to me and said, ”What’s the matter with you FOOL?!?!?!”
~~~ And the award goes to…….
You forgot the part about taking your sick children to babys r us and having Carly puke all over you! P.S. – my jacket smells of Carly puke